don’t send me a winky face unless you want the dick.

(Source: a-rsonn, via anthonyaayteez)

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  • Teacher: Schools almost over
  • Teacher: and this is crazy
  • Teacher: but here's three projects
  • Teacher: due by friday
  • Me: I saw a piece of shit on the sidewalk and I thought of you.
fashionoverhype:

http://ayyecynthiax3.tumblr.com/
xbbyphaaat:

omfg LOLOLOL
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I really don’t want to grow up

After high school is college. After college is a job. Then a family. Then kids. Then… shit. Life is passing by way too fast for me. Please slow down, I’m not done being a kid.

(Source: omgphantastic, via niggaitstracy)

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  • Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
  • Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
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