carminojames:

lordjaysus:

sallynopants:


One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

Lmao, i love that !!
lamoreternal:

Yes
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painterbaker:

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

(Source: dellycartwright, via step-on-me-huynh)

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chompyface:

i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future

(via step-on-me-huynh)

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Honestly, I’m so worried about my future.

I’m scared that I won’t succeed or accomplish my dreams. I’m especially worried about not being happy. I wish I could just get a peek of my future to know that I’ll at least be okay.

(Source: trissaaa, via graceetann)

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xvaleriehuynhx:

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

LOLOL

(Source: uoa, via gracewongg)

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prettygirlfood:

Buffalo Chicken Wings
afterthedreamer:

please ^.^
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